Calling people for information interviews:
“So what is a typical day on the job like?”
Convinced that every job is awesome and would be a great fit for me:
“This job sounds awesome! I will find the company website.”
Reading the job description:
“Bingo, qualifications section.”
Having self-doubts:
“Hmmm, three+ years experience.”
Or finding out that I am ineligible:
“Must have EU citizenship.”
Becoming demoralized:
“My degrees are meaningless! I can’t apply for anything!”
Picking myself up again:
“I am good at making friends. More connections!”
Unrelated–Paying $220 for a non-refundable German textbook that isn’t even bound:
“…”
Ha ha ha ha! Love this. Especially the non-related textbook. I was just talking to a friend who is taking classes at the local community college… and by talking, I mean, we were bitching about how $$$ books are/were (when I was in school).
hahaha. nice. and yeah, nothing is more frustrating than the “3-5+ years experience” qualification.
I definitely LOL’ed at this. I think you should send these images with your job application.
For sure. I mean, I’d get points for excellent self-photography skills, yes? YES?!??