Freak-the-F*ck-Out Catering

Are you a Korean hosting a baby shower for another Korean?

Are you totally confused by the concept of an American baby shower?

Then you should hire Freak the F*ck Out Catering to provide the cake for your next event.

I will bake a ridiculously humongous cake for the shower. Four sticks of butter? No problem! Two packages of cream cheese? Bring it on!

Flying down country roads with a three-layer, half-assembled cake in the backseat of a sedan? Done and done!

(Recipe here.)

Just imagine your pregnant guest of honor cutting through those delicate swirls of jam and cream cheese frosting…

Your caterer may have passed out on the floor, but at least the layers will be clean:

Seriously, this cake was the most massive baking project I’ve ever undertaken, and it wasn’t even that complex! And because it was for Narae’s baby shower, I was terrified that I would mess it up. All in all, I think it turned out quite well, and the other shower guests said it was very tasty. I’ll definitely make it again, though ideally, I won’t have to drive it anywhere….

4 thoughts on “Freak-the-F*ck-Out Catering

  1. HAHAHA! I love your catering business name. Seriously, that cake was awesome! Darby’s so sad he missed it. At least he’ll get to try it when you move in with us to bake our future baby shower cake. :)

  2. Why is this post related to “poop dollar”?

    Your cake looks great. Sorry for the freak out, but you did a great job! In a few days, I imagine I will be craving that cake.